"It's me again. I'm not sure if we're at the point in this relationship where you actually need to know that much information about my whereabouts, so if we're not, I'm sorry. I could have just said, "I'm going out of town, and I'll call you later." So I'm going out of town, and I'll call you later."
- Luke, with a voicemail for Lorelai
"I’m a Gilmore! Do they know that? My ancestors came over on the Mayflower! I had a coming out party! I went to Chilton, and Yale."
- Rory, stunned by her treatment at the Huntzbergers
Lorelai: (when Rory is stressing about Logan) You, my beautiful, brainy, fabulous daughter, were lying on the bathroom floor, wondering what you had done wrong, which is disturbing to me on several levels, including the fact that I can't remember the last time I cleaned the floor of the bathroom. Is that really the kind of relationship you want to be in?
- Doyle: Paris, no offense to Nanny and her magic healing balm but when I came over here, I thought you would take care of me.
- Paris: I am taking care of you. I brought you Nanny.
- Doyle: I don't want Nanny. I'm scared of Nanny. Can't you just take it from here?
- Paris: No.
- Doyle: Why?
- Paris: Sick people freak me out.
- Doyle: You're pre-med!
